Its been years since the remaining part of EXO decided to disband and go their own ways when Suho decided it was time for a reunion. Tao doesnt know how this will end right and when he sees that Suho placed him to sit opposite of Kris, he already knows that it will be a very, very long night.  ForewordTao felt like everything that had been needed to say was said and closed his line app. So Suho thought the situation with Kris was like a joke. He probably expected them to have fixed their relationship already, or that they at least had gotten over it. Tao might’ve gotten over it, on some ways, but he had no idea what the older thought about him nor have they really interacted in any way since EXO.Oh who was he kidding.Their relationship is still shit.Hi guys! Before y´all start throwing the tomatoes, I know it´s been a very, very long time since I last posted or updated anything but I was in desperate need for a break. Now I settled in the college life and decided I could start posting again and this will be the first work announcing my comeback. Once this is finished I will start updating the stories that haven´t been finished yet and I might add some works to my one-shot collections so please look forward to it ♥Disclaimer: the title is the result of an inside joke with me and xiaojiajia so I didnt really think of it myself (thank god, because I still suck at titles)Warnings: language, sexual jokes, a lot of awkwardness and grammar mistakes.If I make any mistakes please be nice about it and point it out in a proper way.